Dentist Nightmare: Mistaken Identity

Dentist Nightmare: Mistaken Identity

– Ah, Brian. I’m so glad we could fit you in today. How are you doing? – I’m good. Just busy, you know? I’ve been running around like a maniac trying to get my outlines
and lesson plans together. – And Valerie, how’s she doing? – She’s good, you know? Her job keeps her busy, so some nights I barely get to see her. – Okay, well, let’s get
a look at these teeth. Huh. Well, I’m gonna go out
on a limb here and say you haven’t been flossing. – Guilty as charged. I get in there to brush and I just kinda wanna get
it over with, you know? – Yes, yes, I know, but we discussed this. Flossing’s important, especially since you
started smoking again. – You can tell that too? – (chuckles) You should know by now you can’t keep secrets
like that from a dentist. It’s my business to know these things. – So, what else do you see in there? – Huh. Well, you’ve been cheating
on your wife, for one thing. – Excuse me? – Does she know you’re sleeping with… What’s her name, Kendra? A student, no less? – Okay, I don’t know what
you’re talking about, but I don’t have to sit
here and listen to this. – Here, this’ll help you calm down. (coughing)
Mhm, that’s it. Uh huh, don’t fight it. Just breathe, breathe deep. Uh huh. Oh, yeah, that’s it. Breathe deep. Where were we? Oh, yes, your sordid little infidelity. Your wife is a good woman. She loves this country. It’s a shame, really. She deserves better than this. It’s not surprising though. Men like you love your secrets. – I’m not that kind of person. You don’t know anything about me. (laughing) – On the contrary, Brian, we know all kinds of things about you. We know you can’t afford that
house on a teacher’s salary. We know you took that girl to Las Vegas. You’ve been quite sloppy. – Help, please! Somebody help me! Help, help, help! – No one else is here, Brian, but thank you for opening wide for me. It’s gonna make this
entire process much easier. – Please, please don’t hurt me. – Oh, I’m not gonna hurt you, Brian. We have lots of questions for you. I’m just trying to
recover the lost property. – Take whatever you want. You can have my wallet or my car, please. – When I was younger, then sent
us real men, professionals. Now it’s just greedy lobbyists
and lecherous teachers. It’s sad, really. I would say this won’t hurt you, but your comfort isn’t
exactly our priority. (drilling)
(screaming) Here, this’ll stop the bleeding. (coughing) Tell me, are you a plant or a recruit? The file didn’t say. – You have the wrong person, I swear! – Please, give it a rest, Brian. This is just embarrassing. We know what you’ve done. We intercepted your last drop. (screaming) You’re just lucky I got to you first before the Romanian did. – I don’t know… I’m not this guy. I swear to you! (screaming)
(drilling) You gotta let me go, please. I swear to you, my name is Brian Kierney. I’m a teacher at Fairfax College. – I guess we’re just gonna
have to pull these one by one. This actually is going
to hurt quite a lot. (mumbling) (screaming) – Interesting, I thought
that would be the one. (screaming) – Please let me go. – Third time’s a charm, I guess. (groaning) There you are. – What? – A man your age, your wisdom teeth
would’ve already erupted. Guess that’s not your wisdom tooth. (intense music) (screaming) See, that’s wasn’t so bad. I’ve never seen one like this. It must be a new model. I’ll have to have the boys in New Mexico send me the specs after
they take it apart. – What? What is that? What the… Was it inside me? (chuckling) – Your commitment to the
role is quite inspired, but you can drop it now. – [Siri] Six, four, one,
seven, three, six, four… – On the contrary, Leonard,
you have no idea who I am. – [Siri] Three, six, four, one, seven.
– What is this? (popping)
(intense music) – [Siri] One, seven, three, six, four. – [Brian] 74133. (sighs) – While I appreciate the irony, you’re wasting your time, Brian. I haven’t had hardware
in my mouth in 40 years. – I’m not interested in your mouth. – No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. (squishing) (instrumental music)

100 Replies to “Dentist Nightmare: Mistaken Identity”

  1. Most coincidental part about clicking onto this video is that an advert came up about โ€˜if you have been mistreated at the dentist โ€˜

  2. I only hate this because its making me sick ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ต I know this could never happen because my dentist is my mom (lol) but still! I hate this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ good job tho I guess

  3. These comments kinda are rude… these people probably worked hard to act this, only for you to be so rude about it.
    The patient in here works at buzzfeed and his profession is to act.

  4. Am I the only one disappointed cuz they also thought this would just be a video of ppl telling their terrifying experiences at the dentist?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ or is it just me?

  5. I mean no disrespect, but I wasn't expecting to enjoy this. The other skit I thought had a good story but it felt poorly executed. This, in its simplicity, I felt like was worth my time. Good job.

  6. What the hell!
    I'm sacred of dentist.
    Now this has got me more scare…๐Ÿ˜ฏ
    I'll never visit a dentist…

  7. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ซ

  8. The dentist is so mean he deserves a punishment thumbs up this coming if you think he deserves a punishment the dentist person not the patient the person that's working on his teeth

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