– [therapist] : Tell
me something about Eric that you love? – He’s really smart [laughs]. I thought Scuttle knew interesting
words. This one [laughs]. Do you know that a toss
salad isn’t just for dinner? – Fuck. – Kids. – Kids? [scoffs] – Are you kidding me? – Are you kidding me? No. – First off, we’d probably have a litter. – No, no, no, no, no… – Secondly, if we did have a child, we’d be signing our own death certificate. – She’d have a good body though
if we did, end up doing that. – The likelihood of one, if not both of us dying by the time she turns
16 is ridiculously high. – She would have a nice pair of breasts. and an unnaturally small waist. You know, we all do [laughs]. – Did. We all did. – I heard you. – My name is snow white.
You literally could not get any purer than that. Why would you be surprised
that I’m not that adventurous in bed? – [sigh] You were living with 7 guys? They kept singing, “Heigh-ho!” – We spend every holiday with your family. It would be nice if
once we could go home– – Woah, woah-woah. We tried this. A couple christmas’ ago, I spent the entire night in a fucking raft. While they were eating dinner
down in the water. – I’m… having an affair with an owl. – You fucked Fred? – Tale as old as time.
We never dance anymore. We used to dance all the time when we were dating. – Yeah, because we were dating. We were dating. – Fucking knew that. I fucking knew that. It’s like the 3rd or 4th time. How
many times is this now? Can we even make it back home? 4 times? With the owl, or with other animals? – There’s other animals– – all the other animals. – Have you ever had chuck ducking? It’s salmon stuffed in a duckbill fish, stuffed in a shark. – No, no one else has
ever had that before. – I would’ve done anything for you when we were dating. I would’ve
taken a pottery class for you when we were
dating, but what’s the point now? We’re married. – [gasp] Oh, lucky me. – Why don’t we just bring out Bambi’s dad? Why don’t we just do that. – That is not fair. He was grieving when I did that. Okay? His wife died. – He left his family.
How can you support that? – What were you picturing? Me, lying in bed naked
while they paired up? Doc, on Dopey? Dopey on Bashful? – No, we couldn’t figure it out. What were we going to figure out? I can’t even stay– I float. – This is over. No, it’s over. If there’s ever a deal breaker, it’s fucking night birds.